I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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