she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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