Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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