YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
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Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
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Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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