how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
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