You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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