You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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