butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
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Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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