i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
birth control should be required to get into college
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
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I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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