Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
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If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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