Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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