Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
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Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
sex on a bike is impossible
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