He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I'm both gender and math confused
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