Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
lets start a swedish sibling band together
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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