And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
is wine microwaveable?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
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He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
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