it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
This gyro tastes like lonliness
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize