They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
