Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Bring me that man meat
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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