How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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