well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
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apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
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As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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