We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
