Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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