Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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