Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
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I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
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So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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