I hope mine doesn't look like that
I've blown a few things in my day
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
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Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
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he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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