I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Be still, my beating vagina.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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