I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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