i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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