Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
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Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
You have to summon your inner elephant
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
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YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
tell me about the eggs
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