hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....