Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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