I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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