No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
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Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
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You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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