chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
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Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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