Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
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I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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