I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
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Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
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I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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