btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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