First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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You. Win. At. Life.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Holy sore nipples Batman
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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