I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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