Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
so that wasnt chicken after all
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
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Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
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No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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