Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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