i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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