dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
this is an emotional support booty call
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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