My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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