Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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