She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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