Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
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Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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