I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
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Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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