I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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