Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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