Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
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Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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