Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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