playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
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Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
On second thought, is it weird that I scheduled a surgery that determines my fertility around lingerie football night? I might have fucked up priorities.
Absolutely not. I would have done the exact same thing.
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Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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