I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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