i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
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My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
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My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
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