I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
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