He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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