So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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