Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
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I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
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This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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